He threw drumsticks at her… I’m done.
Was kinda catchy though
Tyga - “Rack City” Parody - “Fat Hungry Bitch” (by BartBaKer)
“No food tastes as good as skinny feels”
Duh, that’s why you mix them all and eat them all at once.
I love how these fucking land whales can be so proud of their bodies. I can’t even wear a bikini.
They are disgusting. I thought I was disgusting.
Big doesn’t always equal disgusting, Just saying. Besides, skeletons can be gross too. Have fun with that buddy
Well this just brings back horrifying memories doesn’t it…
ordering a bucket for my family.
and some sides.
and hella drinks.
and the bitch asks me -
Is this for here?
like bitch I’m flattered that you think I can hold a bucket AND 4 sides - just me - but shit.
on the other hand, maybe she just believed in me.
I just know this is going to happen to one of my nieces when their kittens grow up and realize they don’t have to take the abuse anymore…
Outfit of the Day: In My Sweet Heart
It was my 4 year anniversary with my fiance a few weeks ago, and I took it as a great opportunity to dress up a little! We have both been so crazy busy with the wedding (it’s in two weeks! Ahh!) school, and work that I honestly haven’t had the time to put into the way I look. Seriously! If you follow my Instagram- you know there are a lot of days of no makeup, glasses, and a messy top knot. But there is something to be said about putting on a little black dress, a little sparkle, and some red lips. It can really turn your mood around! Sometimes when you know you look good, you just feel good! I don’t know why, but it’s true for me.
This LBD is a DREAM! I ordered it from Forever 21, and wasn’t sure how it would look. I’ve never owned one like it- with the folded panels in the front and the mesh straps. I just know how much I have been loving mesh and sweetheart necklines. I paired it with an arm party of bracelets, some earrings and a bold red skinny belt from LB. It all went perfect with my sequin flats! I felt really pretty and knew I looked damn fine when my fiance said, “Damn!”
Dress: Forever 21
Belt: Lane Bryant
Bracelets: F21 and Betsey Johnson
Names Ally. Just moved to NY. I love music, computers and food. I have serious body issues, so if you have nothing nice to say please fuck off and/or die. Thank you =D